'Cuz Officially Accepted As Valid Reason

You heard it right! 'Cuz is now officially a reason......for just about anything you don't want to talk about. Now when you get in that situation where you don't really know what to say, or you simply don't want to talk about it, you can just say 'cuz.

"They" have decided that 'cuz is A-OK. The they from "They Say" held a meeting Monday, October 20th, 2008 at an unknown place wearing nothing but Blu-Blockers and raincoats. The meeting lasted for nearly 3 minutes when suddenly one "they" got tired of making so many damned decisions for the whole world. Then he apparently threw a triple-shot mocha-chino across the room and screamed "'CUZ! THAT'S WHY!!! JUST FUCKING 'CUZ!" After several minutes of hysterical laughter from the remaining "they's", "they" decided that was enough of an explanation that was really ever needed. Reportedly, one of the older female "they's" peed herself a little during the gut-splitting laugh. "They" finished up the meeting and went out for a nice, relaxing tandem bike ride.

A few etiquette rules have been put in place in light of the newly accepted explanation. The next time you're given a "'cuz", you must accept the fact the person either doesn't know, or they don't want to talk about it and just fucking drop it. If you continue to ask questions, it is acceptable for the other person to kick, or punch you in the crotch. "Because" is not the same as "'cuz". Because is the beginning of an answer and 'cuz IS the answer. It is acceptable to use "'cuz" to explain to your wife why you're getting home 4 hours later than you said you would. However, it will not protect you from getting cut off. That, my friend, is more powerful than anything "They" can do.